Ramirez: So Tiny’s cross country trip has been concluded it’s odyssey from racist, hillbilly South Carolina all the way to pot smoking Portland, Oregon. Honestly I haven’t been to South Carolina but I have heard of it and they did want to get rid of the black limo so I feel that it’s a fairly justified comment. Is there anything you would like to add to this long arduous trip? I know the last two days we have seen a lot, from alien abductions and wild dingoes. We survived it all, thanks to Tiny, what the people have dubbed “Money suck.”
ME: We are here and we found out where the smoke is coming from. You see all those oil spots in the street?
R: I am guessing its oil then?
ME: I am thinking so. Oil pressure stayed up high during the whole trip so it didn’t have much of an issue. Now that I see this traffic jam starting up in front of our house I am going to have to park this some where else pretty soon. I don’t want to be quite that famous.
R: Anything else?
ME: What a trip. I will post in a couple of days; included will be how much this whole thing cost. I think we are up in the air around seventy grand. It’s going in to the shop on Monday
R: The answer that everyone wants to know, is there anyone famous in the back?
ME: My wife. In fact, my wife or son don’t know this but do you remember that little incident that happened about an hour away from here? The flasher?
RE: I saw! I saw the mooner.
ME: No, it wasn’t the mooners that we saw, we saw the hooters. They didn’t realize that my wife and my son were in the back of the car. From what I saw it was a couple of hooters trying to look in going down I-5.
R: Alright, well, that’s it. Marcus will be uploading all of today’s videos I am sure, probably within the hour because Marcus likes doing that.
ME: But you won’t know that until after you see this video.
